English 2 hindi translator

Englis 2 hindi translator..
Have a nice day!
—– * Achcha din lo!

What’s up?
—– *Uppar kya hai?

You’re kidding!
—– *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don’t kid me!
—– * Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What’s up?
—–* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man!
—–* Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man!
—-* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don’t mess with me, dude.
—– * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She’s so fine!
—– * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick’s mine, okay!?
—– * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what’s cooking?
—-* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts?
—– * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.
—– * Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party.
—- * Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are…..

How do you do?
—– * Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch!
—– * Chhoote Raho

Why a Student fails…?

Why the students fail???

It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365′ days.

Typical academic year for a student:

Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

2 hours daily for food & other delicacies means 30days.
Days left 96.

1 hour for talking means 15 days.
Days left 81.

Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.

For sickness- at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.

Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.

That 1 day is your birthday
How can you study on that day???
Balance =0

So How can a student pass??????

A Love Letter

A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.

HE WROTE:
Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation, I have a strong indication to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication, that I have passed my matriculation examination (no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation). What do you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilization and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimulation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion; to remain victim of your fascination.

SHE ANSWERED:
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congratulation for your lengthy narration of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration, so improve situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation and minimum qualification for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation undergo beautification. Further strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for the determination of our relation.

1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation.

I remain, unaffected by your affection.

Birth Test

Birth Test

Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit.A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be: it will just colour your choice differently and give you a little insight.

Example: March 20, 1950
3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973
1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20
2 + 0 = 2

Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example.

#1 THE ORIGINATOR
#2 THE PEACEMAKER
#3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
#4 THE CONSERVATIVE
#5 THE NONCONFORMIST
#6 THE ROMANTIC
#7 THE INTELLECTUAL
#8 THE BIG SHOT
#9 THE PERFORMER

Read on…
# 1 THE ORIGINATOR:
1s are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1s are extremely honest and do well to learn some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or bosses, as they like to be the best. Being selfemployed is definitely helpful for them. Lesson to learn : Others’ ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded.
Famous 1s: Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk Hogan, Carol Burnett, Wynona Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welch.

#2 - THE PEACEMAKER:
2s are the born diplomats. They are aware of others’ needs and moods and often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and very intuitive they don’t like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be successful in life, but on the other hand they’d rather be alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being naturally shy they should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely and seize the moment and not put things off.
Famous 2s: President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus, Mozart.

#3 - THE LIFE OF THE PARTY:
3s are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and easygoing. They start many things, but don’t always see them through. They like others to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view.
Famous 3s: Alan Alder, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith, Salvador Dali, Jodi Foster

# 4 - THE CONSERVATIVE:
4s are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves.
Famous 4s: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, ArnoldSchwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey, Dimakatso Mabaso

# 5 - THE NONCONFORMIST:
5s are the explorers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and don’t like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions.
Famous 5s: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter,Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller and Mark Hail.

# 6 - THE ROMANTIC:
6s are idealistic and need to feel useful to be happy. A strong family connection is important to them. Their actions ionnection is important to them. Their actions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to help. They are very loyal and make great teachers. They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. 6s should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they cannot.
Famous 6s: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl Steep,Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn

#7 - THE INTELLECTUAL:
7s are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it difficult to accept things at face value.Emotions don’t sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don’t like to be questioned themselves. They’re never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers and being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners.They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what not in the world.
Famous 7s: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Michael Jackson, Joan Baez, Princess Diana

# 8 - THE BIG SHOT:
8s are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point, have good judgment and are decisive. They have grand plans and like to live the good life. They take charge of people. They view people objectively. They let you know in no uncertain terms that they are the boss. They should learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others want.
Famous 8s: Edgar Cayce, Barbra Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus, and Ron Connolly

#9 - THE PERFORMER:
9s are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to them.They have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard time understanding them. They are like chameleons, ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation.
Famous 9s: Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Carter, Elvis Presley

tell me which one did U get! ! ! !

OUR LEADER – DR. RADHAKRISHNAN

LET’S KNOW OUR LEADER
DR. RADHAKRISHNAN

Dr. Sarvapalli Radhakrishnan was born on 5 September, 1888 in Tirutani, a well-known religious center in the Madras State. He was the second son of Veera Samayya, a tehsildar in a zamindari. It was a middle-class, respectable Hindu Brahmin family. Indeed, the place, the time and the family were most suitable, from every point of view, for the advent of a new philosopher-statesman, so directly needed in those turbulent days of the awakening of a very ancient and glorious nation, drowsy and dormant in its own ignorance and indolence, for reasons well known to all.

The wonderful far-sightedness, open-heartedness and broad-mindedness of his revered and beloved parents, which enabled them, in those days of blind prejudices and equally blind social taboos, to send their son to wellknown, well-managed, well-disciplined Christian educational institutions - stood him in good stead throughout, making it possible for him to acquire specially Occidental qualities like a sense of duty, punctuality, discipline, sobriety and the like, together with specially Oriental qualities of religiosity, calmness, patience, faith in God and men.

Radhakrishnan’s choice of Philosophy as his main or Honors subject in his B.A. degree course was due to a very fortunate accident. At that time, he was really rather baffled as to what particular Honors subject to choose from amongst the possible five, viz., Mathematics, Physics, Biology, Philosophy and History. Then, purely accidentally, and out of a mere boyish curiosity, he read three well-known works on Philosophy, passed on to him by one of his cousins who had that year obtained the B.A. degree with Philosophy Honors; and that definitely decided his future course of studies.

He studied Sanskrit and Hindi also; and had a good deal of interest in the traditional languages of India. He read also the Vedas and the Upanishads with great care and reverence.

In fact, Radhakrishnan was, and is, still today, a reader and a digester in the true sense of the terms. For, what he read - and he read widely and lovingly all kinds of good books - did not remain an exter nal acquisition, an ornamental decoration, with him; but blossomed forth in him in fullest glory and grandeur.

Radhakrishnan was, and still is, one of the most celebrated writers of the present generation. His works are many and varied on philosophical, theological, ethical, educational, social and cultural subjects. He contributed also numerous articles to different well-known journals, which too, will prove to be of immense value to
generations to come.

But what is most felt after reading any of his valuable works or articles is its wonderful liveliness. Truly, his articles are not merely outer expressions of his inner thoughts, but, what is more, infinitely more, emblems and embodiments of his very life - life that merrily dances forth in the fortuitous, zigzag way of the world, removing all its obstacles in its own inner irresistible urge and boundless boldness. Hence, it is that his works, written in an incredibly simple, sublime, soft and serene way, are so very enchanting, enlivening, exhilarating to all. As a matter of fact, as is well known, it is very difficult to express very abstract and abstruse philosophical thoughts in easily intelligible and enchantingly sweet language. But Dr. Radhakrishnan, like the great and revered Rabindranath, is one of the few who could accomplish this apparently impossible feat. That is why his philosophical writings are not ordinary scholarly dissertations, but also melodious poetical perfections of great and permanent value.

Dr. Radhakrishnan is, indeed, a versatile genius - a great scholar, a great philosopher, a great seer, a great writer, a great orator, a great statesman, a great administrator, all combined.

Jawaharlal Nehru, who was one of his closest friends throughout, said about Radhakrishnan: “I join you in paying my tribute to our President, Dr. Radhakrishnan. He has served his country in many capacities. But above all, he is a great Teacher from whom all of us have learnt much and will continue to learn. It is India’s peculiar privilege to have a great philosopher, a great educationist and a great humanist as her President. That in itself shows the kind of men we honor and respect”.

Chanakya Quotes - Must read

“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.”

“Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.”

“The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you.”

“There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.”

“Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, what the results might be and will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.”

“As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it.”

“Once you start working on something, don’t be afraid of failure and don’t abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest.”

“The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction.”

“Whores don’t live in company of poor men, citizens never support a weak company and birds don’t build nests on a tree that doesn’t bear fruits.”

“God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple.”

“A man is great by deeds, not by birth.”

“Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness.”

“Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.”

“Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.”

“Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.”

Shayari SMS

log kahte hai ki pyar itna bhi na karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,ham kahte ki pyar itna karo ki g.friend ki friend bhi tumse pat jaye.

pal-pal tarse us pal ke liye,pal aaya bhi to kuchh pal ke liye.socha tha use jindagi ka sabse hansi pal bana lege,par wo pal bhi ruka to bas ek pal ke liye….

sachchi dosti bejuban hoti hai, ye to ankhon se hi bayan hoti hai,dosti me dard mila to kya hua,dard me hi to apne aur paraye ki pahchan hoti hai.

Munkin nahi shayad kisi ko samjh pana, smjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana,aasan hai kisi ko dost banana,bahut mushkil hai kisi ki dosti pana..

Jeeti har baazi to mashuur ho gaye,apse mile to aansu koso door ho gaye,Bas aapki dosti ke badaulat hi,lagta hai ke hum kaanch se kohinoor ho gaye….

Koi itna chahe tumhein toh batana, koi tum pe nazar uthaye toh batana, Dosti kar to lega koi bhi tumse, koi hamari tarah nibhaye to batana.

Agar manzil ko pana hai to HAUSALA sath rkhana; Agar pyar pana hai to AITBAR sath rakhna; Agar hmesha muskurana hai to “hume” yaad rakhana

sochte hai kya khoya kya paya? khone ka to hisab nahi, yaad raha to bas itna ki DOST tumhare jaisa paya

Na khairiyat koi na paigham aaya hai, jo chaha nahi wahi anjam aaya hai, kya dost nai bhula di dosti meri? na dua na koi salaam aaya hai

Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,roshan raate aur khubsurat savera ho,jaari rakhenge hum duao ka silsila,taki kamyaab har safar par dost hamara ho

Na Phool na Bahaar, Na Chain na Karar, Na Beer na Baar, Na bike na Car, Apni to Zindagi He sirf teri Dosti aur tera Pyaar.. Samje Mere Yaar

Kal fir yehi sama hoga ham me se kaun na jane kaha hoga. murzaye ful to mil jaynge kitabo me, par bichade hue dost ka shayad hi koi pata hoga

Apki Dosti Ki ek Nazar Chahiye, Dil hai beghar use ek ghar Chahiye, Bas yuhi sath chalte raho aie dost, Ye dosti hame umar bhar Chahiye.

Dosti gazal hai gungunane ke liye,dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye. Yeh woh jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin, kyunki dil chahiya ise nibhane ke liye

Raate Gumnaam Hoti Hai, Din Kisi Ke Naam Hota Hai, Hum Zindagi Kuch Is Tarah Jite Hai Ki Har Lamha Dosto Ke Naam Hota Hai…!

Lafz aap do geet hum banayenge. Manzil aap pao rasta hum banayenge. Khushi aap do hasi hum banayenge. Sacche dost aap bano Dosti hum nibhAYE

Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi, meri har khusi tere naam hogi, ek baar ae dost kuch mang ke to dekh, hoto pe hasi aur ye jindagi tere naam hogi

CHAND ADHURA HAI SITARO KE BINA. GULSAN ADHURA HAI BAHARO KE BINA. SAMUNDAR ADHURA HAI KINARO KE BINA. JEENA ADHURA HAI TUM JAISE YARO KE BINA

Apni dosti phulon ki tarah na ho, Ek baar khile aur murjha jaye! Dosti ho to kanto ki tarah ho! Jo ek bar chube to baar baar YAAD aaye!

Dosti ko dil se nibhayenge hum, tum bhul jao bhi to yaad dilayenge hum.. aaisi shararat Karenge hum ki na chahte hue bhi tumhe yaad Aayenge hum….

Kafi hai sapne dil ko behlane ke liye,mohabat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,chahe bhale pade gum se vasta,ek hamare jaisa dost rakhna sub gamo ko bhulane ke liye

Shukriya karo uus khuda ka ki usne hume banaya hai. kyonki ek pyara, accha smart,cute & beautiful sa dost humne na sahi tumne to paya hai

Aasman se utari he,Taron se Sjayi he,chand ki chandni se Nehlayi he. Smbhal ke Rkhna,Ye ‘DOSTI’ Meri Zindgi bhar ki kmayi he.

Jo pal pal chale wo hai zindagi jo pal pal jalti rahe wo hai roshani jo har pal khilti rahe wo hai Mohabbat jo kisi bhi pal saath na chhode wo hai dosti

Wo dosti kya jisme duriya na ho,wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,wo dil hi kya jisme Jalan na ho, aur wo hum hi kya jisme tum na ho.

Sawal pani ka nahi pyaas ka hai,sawal maut ka nahi saans ka hai,dost to duniya me bahut hain magar, sawal dosti ka nahi VISHWAS ka hai

Aye kalam zara dhire dhire chal. Gazab ka mukam aya hai, thehar ja kuch pal ke liye. Teri nok ke neeche mere DOST ka naam aya hai.

Rahi badal jate he,Par raste nahi badalte, Tufaan aye fir bhi mousam nahi badalte,gile shikve bhale kitne ho magar sache dost nahi badalte

Dosti ko bhulna galat bat hai unhi ka zindagi bhar ka sath hai agar bhul gaye to khali hath hai aur agar sath rahe to zamana kahega WAH KYA BAT HAI

New Element - Women

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element: WOMEN

Symbol: WO+

Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.

Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature

2. Freezes without any known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones
and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.

3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social value.

2. Can be great aid to administration.

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen

The Greatest

THE GREATEST . . .

The greatest puzzle : LIFE

The greatest thought : GOD

The greatest mystery : DEATH

The greatest mistake : GIVING UP

The greatest need : COMMON SENSE

The greatest invention of the devil : WAR

The greatest secret of production : SAVING WASTE

The greatest bore : ONE WHO KEEPS TALKING AFTER HE HAS MADE HIS POINT

The greatest comfort : THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE DONE YOUR WORK WELL

The greatest sin : FEAR

The greatest blessing : GOOD HEALTH

The greatest law of nature : CAUSE AND EFFECT

The greatest gamble : SUBSTITUTING HOPE FOR FACT

The greatest joy : BEING NEEDED

The greatest opportunity : THE NEXT ONE

The greatest victory : VICTORY OVER YOURSELF

The greatest handicap : EGOTISM

The greatest loss : LOSS OF SELF-CONFIDENCE

The greatest waste : ALL THE TALENT & ABILITY THAT MOST OF US HAVE BUT NEVER QUITE GET AROUND TO USING

The greatest thing, bar none, in the world: LOVE