ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set him free… If he comes back, he’s yours, If he doesn’t, he never was….

THE NEW VERSIONS…..

Pessimist
If you love someone,
Set him free… If he ever comes back, he’s yours, If he doesn’t, as expected, he never was.

Optimist
If you love someone,
Set him free… Don’t worry, he will come back.

Suspicious
If you love someone,
Set him free… If he ever comes back, ask him why.

Impatient
If you love someone,
Set him free… If he doesn’t come back within some time forget him.

Patient
If you love someone,
Set him free… If he doesn’t come back, continue to wait. until he comes back…

Playful
If you love someone,
Set him free… *If he comes back, and if you love him still, set him free again, repeat*

Animal-Rights Activist
If you love someone,
Set him free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers
If you love someone,
Set him free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…

Bill Gates
If you love someone,
Set him free, If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees but tell him that he’s also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist
If you love someone,
Set him free, He’ll evolve.

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If you love someone,
Set him free, If he loves you, the probability of him coming back is high If he doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Over possessive person
If you love someone,
don’t set him free.

HR specialist
If you love someone,
set him free by offering him VRS and other benefits. Then outsource him!!!

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