The Manager says: “Do you have any sales experience?” The Salesman says: “Sir, I was a salesman back for five years”
Well, the boss liked the salesman, so he gave him the job. ” You start tomorrow, I will come down after we close and see how you did.” His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down. “How many sales did you make today?” Salesman says: “Sir, Just ONE sale.” The boss says: “Just one? No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 0r 30 sales a day.” If you want to keep this job, you would better be doing better than just one sale.

By the way, how much was the sale for?” Salesman says: “$101237.64″

Boss says: “$101237.64? what the hell did you sell?” Salesman says: ” Sir, First I sold him small fish-hook”.

Then I sold him medium fish-hook. Then I sold him large fish-hook.

Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I ask him where he’s going fishing and he said down on the coast, so I told him he’ll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and I sold him twin engine Chris Craft.

Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to our automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer.
I then ask him where he’ll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents.

The boss said: “You’re not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fish-hook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?”

Salesman says: ” No Sir, actually he came in to buy Anacin for his headache, and I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your mind.”

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