Sign board on a railway station at Patna:

Aana free, jaana free,

pakde gaye to khana free.

Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:

Don’t whistle

at the girl

going out from here.

She may be your grandmother!

Seen on a bulletin board:

Success is relative

More the success, ….

… more the relatives.

Sign board at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:

we need

your heads

to run our business.


A traffic slogan:

Don’t let your

kids drive

if they are

not old enough

– or else they never will be…..



It’s God’s responsibility

to forgive the

terrorist organizations

It’s our responsibility

to arrange the meeting

between them and god.”

– Indian Armed Forces