In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young
boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man

insisted on buying only 1/2 kg. So the boy went inside to the
manager’s room and said “An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of

butter”. To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him. So the

boy added immediately, “And this gentleman wants to buy the other
After the customer left, the manager said “You have saved your
position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come
from?”. To this the boy said, “I come from Mexico. The place consists

of only prostitutes and football players!!!!!”.
The manager replied coldly, “My wife is also from Mexico”.
To this the boy asked excitedly, “Oh yeah? Which team does she play

Hows that????? Believe in your presence of mind and never