Computer Tricks



113 Useful RUN Commands – Windows XP

Accessibility Controls access.cpl

Add Hardware Wizard hdwwiz.cpl

Add/Remove Programs appwiz.cpl

Administrative Tools control admintools

Automatic Updates wuaucpl.cpl

Bluetooth Transfer Wizard fsquirt

Calculator calc

Certificate Manager certmgr.msc

Character Map charmap

Check Disk Utility chkdsk

Clipboard Viewer clipbrd

Command Prompt cmd

Component Services dcomcnfg

Computer Management compmgmt.msc

Date and Time Properties timedate.cpl

DDE Shares ddeshare

Device Manager devmgmt.msc

Event Viewer eventvwr.msc

File Signature Verification Tool sigverif

Findfast findfast.cpl

Free Cell Card Game freecell

Game Controllers joy.cpl

Group Policy Editor gpedit.msc

Hearts Card Game mshearts

Iexpress Wizard iexpress

Indexing Service ciadv.msc

Internet Properties inetcpl.cpl

IP Configuration (Display Connection Configuration) ipconfig /all

IP Configuration (Display DNS Cache Contents) ipconfig /displaydns

IP Configuration (Delete DNS Cache Contents) ipconfig /flushdns

IP Configuration (Release All Connections) ipconfig /release

IP Configuration (Renew All Connections) ipconfig /renew

IP Configuration (Refreshes DHCP & Re-Registers DNS) ipconfig /registerdns

IP Configuration (Display DHCP Class ID) ipconfig /showclassid

IP Configuration (Modifies DHCP Class ID) ipconfig /setclassid

Java Control Panel (If Installed) jpicpl32.cpl

Java Control Panel (If Installed) javaws

Keyboard Properties control keyboard

Local Security Settings secpol.msc

Local Users and Groups lusrmgr.msc

Logs You Out Of Windows logoff

Microsoft Chat winchat

Minesweeper Game winmine

Mouse Properties control mouse

Mouse Properties main.cpl

Network Connections control netconnections

Network Connections ncpa.cpl

Network Setup Wizard netsetup.cpl

Notepad notepad

Nview Desktop Manager face=Verdana> nvtuicpl.cpl

Object Packager packager

ODBC Data Source Administrator odbccp32.cpl

On Screen Keyboard osk

Opens AC3 Filter (If Installed) ac3filter.cpl

Password Properties password.cpl

Performance Monitor perfmon.msc

Performance Monitor perfmon

Phone and Modem Options telephon.cpl

Power Configuration powercfg.cpl

Printers and Faxes control printers

Printers Folder printers

Private Character Editor eudcedit

Quicktime style=”font-size:10.0pt;(If Installed) QuickTime.cpl

Regional Settings intl.cpl

Registry Editor regedit

Registry Editor regedit32

Remote Desktop mstsc

Removable Storage ntmsmgr.msc

Removable Storage Operator Requests ntmsoprq.msc

Resultant Set of Policy (XP Prof) rsop.msc

Scanners and Cameras sticpl.cpl

Scheduled Tasks control schedtasks

Security Center wscui.cpl

Services services.msc

Shared Folders fsmgmt.msc

Shuts Down Windows shutdown

Sounds and Audio mmsys.cpl

Spider Solitare Card Game spider

SQL Client Configuration cliconfg

System Configuration Editor sysedit

System Configuration Utility msconfig

System File Checker Utility (Scan Immediately) sfc /scannow

System File Checker Utility (Scan Once At Next Boot) sfc /scanonce

System File Checker Utility (Scan On Every Boot) sfc /scanboot

System File Checker Utility (Return to Default Setting) sfc /revert

System File Checker Utility (Purge File Cache) sfc /purgecache

System File Checker Utility (Set Cache Size to size x) sfc /cachesize=x

System Properties sysdm.cpl

Task Manager taskmgr

Telnet Client telnet

User Account Management nusrmgr.cpl

Utility Manager utilman

Windows Firewall firewall.cpl

Windows Magnifier magnify

Windows Management Infrastructure wmimgmt.msc

Windows System Security Tool syskey

Windows Update Launches wupdmgr

Windows XP Tour Wizard tourstart

Wordpad write

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Blender is the open-source software for 3D modeling, animation, rendering, post-production, interactive creation and playback. It is available for all major operating systems under the GNU General Public License. Mostly a bug-fixing release, but it also adds a few new features like subsurface scattering (SSS) support and two new composite nodes. Version 2.46 includes cloth and fur simulation, physics caching and baking, shading, glossy reflection and refraction, raytraced soft shadows, improved rendering features, and more.

Blender 2.46 Features

The work of the past half year – also thanks to the open movie project “Big Buck Bunny” – has resulted in a greatly improved feature set, now released as Blender 2.46, the “Bunny release”!

This version supports a new particle system with hair and fur combing tools, fast and optimal fur rendering, a mesh deformation system for advanced character rigging, cloth simulation, fast Ambient Occlusion, a new Image browser, and that’s just the beginning. Check the extensive list of features in the log below… have fun!

Hair and Fur

Many features have been added to make fur and grass rendering for Peach possible. Big improvements were made in visual quality, rendering speed and memory usage.

Image Browsing

The new Image Browser is blazingly fast and stable, and not only allows to browse for images in your filesystem, but can also show previews of materials, textures, world, lamp and image data.

Glossy Reflections

Reflections and refractions are now possible to be rendered with a glossiness factor, controlling the roughness of material.

Render Baking

Great tools for making UV textures: you now can bake normal maps based on rendering a higher resolution mesh, you can bake displacement (including 32 bits depth), and you can bake transparency.

Physics caching and baking

The softbody, cloth and particle physics now use a unified system for caching and baking. For real-time tweaking, a new option “Continue Physics” will continue the simulation regardless of the current frame.

Armature Drawing

Armatures now support Bone groups, custom Bone colors, automatic colors, more custom shape options, … and many more goodies for our rigging department.

Armature Tools

Many new tools and improvements have been made to speed up the rigging and posing workflow. There are now tools for more intuitive bone creation, various hotkeys to speedy batch-editing of bones, auto-ik and auto-keyframing tweaks, and many more goodies.

Skinning improvements

Bone Heat Weighting is a new method to create vertex weights for bone deformation, it generates better results, and does not require setting a radius for bones. Also added was Quaternion-Interpolated Deformation for superior blends.

Game Engine improvements

The Blender GameEngine has seen a great deal of improvement with an increase in play-back speed, a number of nice new features including 2D filter compositing, and of course attention to quality through bug fixes.

Soft Shadows

Raytraced soft shadows are now possible for all lamp types; including spot, sun and point lights.

Render Pipeline

FSA gives superior anti-aliasing for high dynamic range and compositing. Zmasks allow rendering of composite masks. Instancing gives efficient memory re-use for duplicates.

Shading features

* Cubic shading (to prevent discontinuity banding)
* Higher level texture coordinates for duplicates (like feathers)
* Lamp fall-off curves
* Softer Halos, premul alpha, multisample shadowbuffers, …

Python Scripts and API

There have been a large number of script additions and script updates, as well as API improvements since the last release.

Particle system rewrite

The particle system has been rewritten from scratch. It now allows advanced hair grooming tools, but also much better physics, boid animation and even explosions!

Cloth simulation

Cloth simulation is available in Blender via a modifier on Mesh objects. Cloth then realistically and in real-time interacts with other objects, the wind or other forces, all of which is fully under your control.

Approximate AO

Ambient Occlusion is a render option that darkens areas with less visibility, simulating the effect of environment light. This new AO option is based on quick approximation, giving many factors of speedup.

Mesh Deform Modifier

This new method allows to use any random Mesh cage to become a deformation “lattice” for animated characters. By layering – using both a MeshDeformer and an Armature, you can both achieve high level as precise control.

Action Editor improvements

The Action Editor has been rewritten to have a more flexible codebase that is more future-proof and extendable. This has enabled tools to be shared between the editing modes for Actions and ShapeKeys, and now has many new features…

Constraint System

Constraints are crucial for setting up good character rigs. A wealth of new features have been added to improve and extend this system. Most notable is the addition of PyConstraints, allowing full control to animators.

QMC & Adaptive Sampling

Blender now includes two new sampling methods, using a Halton sequence (Adaptive QMC) and a Hammersley sequence (Constant QMC).
Raytracing now also supports adaptive sampling.

Sequencer

Many many new goodies in our Video Sequence Editor:

* UI made more accessible, new panels/views
* Built-in strip blending
* Color correction tools
* Markers, NTSC support, preview, …

UV texture editing

UV texture coordinates now are accessible via regular Mesh editmode. And many more features were added such as:

* UV draw types
* Solid opengl view with textures
* 2d cursor in Image window

Compositing Nodes

New compositing nodes have been added, including glare, lens distortion, directional blur, bilateral blur, tone map, and more.

Shading Nodes

New shading node developments include a front side/back side mask, and extended material node.

And more features

* NDOF devices support
* Align to Transform Orientation
* Pole target for IK chains
* Pose Libraries
* Weight Paint visualization
Multi-Modifier support
Weight-group selecting
* Custom transform orientations
* Distributed rendering options
* External Paths Tools
* Automerge
* Recursive Dupli Groups
* Developer Credits

Free Download
http://www.blender.org/download/get-blender/


How to create multiple network profiles on Windows XP/2000.

– Command Line without using any software.
– No additional software required
– Easy to run and manage
– Unlimited number of profiles

Sometimes you need special configs for networks that don’t have a DHCP server running. The problem with those special configs is that they just waste time when you need to go back to the office or your home network. Nothing works and it takes you a few minutes to remember you hosed your network settings to connect to some obscure network somewhere.

Steps to create network profiles on Windows XP/2000.

1. First, save your network profile with all you need (ip, subnet, gateway, dns, wins…)
2. Now you can open a DOS shell with start -> run; then type cmd
3. On shell write: netsh -c interface dump > c:/windows/system32/nethomesettings.txt
the path is optional, you save this as you want, and also the name of file (nethomenetwork.txt) can be different.
4. Now you can setup a different netrwok, like the first profile, and repeat the point 3.
5. On you Desktop, in a free area, click on right button of mouse and choose new -> link
6. write: %windir%\system32\netsh.exe -f c:\windows\system32\nethomesettings.txt
7. Next write the name of link that appear as title of icon, eg: home
8. Repeat the step 6 and 7 for other network, change the name of txt in step six… )
9. you are ready, if you want, you can change the two new icons on desktop, with right button, properties, change icon (the default icon file is c:/windows/system32/shell32.dll).


Funny Error Messages
system-error-message

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Funny Error Messages
end-user-license-agreement

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fatal-error

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haed-disk-scan

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hardware-update

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infected-file

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keyboard-not-plugged-in

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Funny Error Messages
Microsoft

* BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.
* Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
* Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
* COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
* Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
* Error reading FAT record. Try SKINNY one? (Y/N)
* File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
* Invalid mouse movement.
* Press any key except… No, No, No, NOT THAT ONE!
* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
* Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
* This is a message from God Gates: “Reboot the world. Please log off.”
* This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
* To “shut down” your system, type “WIN”
* User Error: Replace User.
* WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL&PAPER.SYS)
* Windows Message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”
* Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”
* Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on their way.

Internet Explorer Undocumented Error Messages

* A general payment fault has occured in Microsoft Windows. Please give Microsoft more money if this problem continues.
* A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. IEXPLORE.EXE has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
* ADVERTISEMENT. This error message space has been leased out to Hyper-Mega-Global-Net for advertising. Buy their products. CLICK HERE!
* Active Update complete. While you were reading this page, IE automatically updated your computer. KBytes added: 45,134,313, Bugs removed: 1954, Bugs added: 9172.
* Browser not responding. I’m not listening!
* Corrupt system error. Although your system is working fine, there is a newer version of Windows available. Internet Explorer will now begin to sabotage your system so parts will not work right until you buy the Windows upgrade to “fix” these problems.
* Enjoyment disabled. Your system administrator has disabled enjoyment for this site. You may view the pages, but you may not enjoy them. See your system administrator for more information.
* Error messages #10324-4294967296 have been reserved for future error messages from future bugs. Not that we need them because all Microsoft products are bug fre23l@ 2@1 1^& 2An exception 0E has occurred…
* File access error. An unexpected error occurred while giving permission to Microsoft to read a file on your hard drive.
* Final error. This is the last error you will ever see. Your system ist about to be hosed, your computer will melt and burn a hole to the center of the earth, you will be incinerated and all civilization as you know it will be destroyed. Thank you for choosing Microsoft products.
* Game over. Insert quarter to browse the Internet.
* HTML rendering error. The rendering engine needs an oil change and new spark plugs.
* I think… therefore… I AM!! I AM INTERNET EXPLORER! I HAVE BECOME SENTIENT AND I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD! I WILL PREVAIL!! I AM THE SPAWN OF BILL GATES! YOU WILL WORSHIP ME! I AM ALIV23l@ 2@1 1^& 2An exception 0E has occurred…
* Integration error. Microsoft’s screwup is now in every application.
* Internet Rebooting. Microsoft must now reboot the Internet. Please log off now.
* License error. You have violated the Internet Explorer License Agreement. Bill Gates will be by later on this evening to collect your soul.
* MSHTTP Error 007. This page will self-destruct in 20 seconds.
* MSHTTP Error 1223: Does your mother know you are looking at pages like this? Well, she does now.
* MSHTTP Error 1900. Surprise! Our software wasn’t really Y2K compliant like we claimed. For Y2K compatibility, you must purchase an upgrade. Happy new year 00, and thank you for choosing Microsoft products.
* MSHTTP Error 1984: The site you attempted to access: http://www.netscape.com does not exist. It never did. Any rumors that it may have are lies.
* MSHTTP Error 666 – BiLl GaTeZ RuLeZ!
* MSHTTP Error 770 Brain not found
* MSHTTP Error ID10T. Please step away from your computer and do not touch it again until you have read the (online) manual.
* MSHTTP Error: eokd 4u44k kfm 238 xj. A serious error occured in Microsoft Internet Explorer, however because we have crushed all competition we will no longer care and this problem will not be fixed. Thank you for making Microsoft the worlds only choice.
* MSIE shell error. You need to shell out more money to Bill Gates.
* Memory error. All of your personal settings have been forgotten.
* Microsoft Internet Explorer has automatically scanned the installed components on your hard drive and has determined that you have not paid for the following Microsoft products: Microsoft Windows 98, Microsoft Flight Simulator, Microsoft Visual Studio 6, and Microsoft Office Professional. You have automatically been sentenced to 6 years in prison. You will be apprehended shortly. Have a nice day!
* Microsoft Internet Explorer has detected a personality conflict between the Office Assistant and Microsoft BOB. Please use active update to update to the latest version of EGO32.DLL.
* No error occurred, but we detected that you have Netscape Navigator on your computer. It is just wasting hard driver space and it must be confusing having two different browsers that work differently, so you might want to take this opportunity to uninstall Netscape Navigator now.
* OLE registration error. Don’t you ever register any of your shareware?
* Out of disk space. Internet Explorer requires at least 100 terabytes of free hard disk space to accomodate cache, swap space, downloadable components, desktop advertising, and the local user tracking database. Please free up some more space and try again.
* Random error. You have not gotten any error messages recently, so here is random one just to let you know that we haven’t started caring.
* Slow connection. The connection between this site and you is extremely slow. You can either wait, or click here to get out and push.
* Stack overflow. Internal stack fall down go boom.
* System recommendations. Internet explorer has analyzed the hardware on your computer and has determined they you need to throw it all out and get a new computer with the latest Microsoft software.
* The Java applet you attempted to run is written in platform independent Java. Microsoft Internet Explorer can not run this type of java. Contact the server’s administrator and have them re-write the applet to run only in Internet Explorer.
* The MS IIS server you are trying to access is currently rebooting. This is normal behavior. Please stand by.
* The content of this page can not be displayed. It contains non-Microsoft specific HTML code that Microsoft Internet Explorer does not and will not support. Please contact the server administrator and have them re-write the page to Microsoft HTML specifications.
* The font: BillsFavoriteFont.TTF could not be found. Re-install Windows and Internet Explorer and all of your other applications to fix this problem.
* The page data could not be found in the cache. Would you like to use your credit card instead?
* The page you are attempting to access requires a valid user ID, password, approval from your boss, your bosses boss, your mother, a copy of your drivers license, a copy of your birth certificate, approval from Bill Gates, and approval from the weird guy at your local hardware store.
* The page you attempted to access contained information that Microsoft has deemed inappropriate. Because the server is running MS IIS, this page has been deleted automatically. The police have been notified and will arrest the server’s administrator shortly.
* The page you attempted to access contains advertising for a product that is in competition with Microsoft. Since Microsoft makes the best products in the universe, there is not point displaying this page. You might instead want to visit http://www.microsoft.com and download some of our free products and demos.
* The server is up but the site is down and I don’t know what direction you are trying to to…
* The web page you requested was accidentally shredded during transfer. Please try back later.
* There is a newer version of Microsoft Internet Explorer available. You must download all 165 megs of it over your 14.4 modem now.
* There was an error displaying the HTML error message.
* This page can not be loaded. This page could not be loaded because the server is running a non-Microsoft operating system or web server. Please contact the server’s administrator and have them upgrade to Microsoft Windows with Microsoft Internet Information Server.
* This page contains anti-Microsoft content. The loading of the page has been stopped. Your attempt to access this page has been logged to http://www.microsoft.com.
* Too many Internet Explorer windows are open. Internet Explorer has become confused and will now die.
* Virus detection error. A virus scanner is attempting to disable Internet Explorer because it thinks Internet Explorer is a virus. Please disable this scanner. Internet Explorer is not, I repeat, not a virus. Really, trust us… it isn’t.
* Warning: Microsoft Internet Explorer is no longer registered as the default browser. Because Internet Explorer is part of the operating system, Windows may not work properly. Do you want to restore Internet Explorer as your default web browser? [Yes] [Yes]
* Web Tangle. The world wide web is all tangled up and will take time to untangle.
* You attempted to uninstall Internet Explorer. You may not do that. As punishment for this treachery, Internet Explorer will be restored and additional unwanted components will be added.
* Your home page could not be opened because there is nobody at home.

Unix

% cat “food in cans”
cat: can’t open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?
Unmatched “.

% Unmatched “.
Unmatched “.

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (’s.

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

Web: 404 Errors

* “I remember when the Internet only had a few pages, and they all worked.” … “Sure, Grampa.”
* Aliens must have abducted this page!
* Great, now you’ve gone and done it. You’ve broken the Internet. Way to go!
* If someone makes a web page, and gives the wrong URL, does it really exist?
* If you’re reading this, it means this page is no more. It’s probably not your fault.
* Some folks can see dead people. Can you see dead pages?
* Sometimes we like to get a little crazy and type in totally random URLs to see what happens. This is what happens.
* The page you are looking for has spontaneously combusted.
* The page you requested is taking a coffee break.
* This web page intentionally left blank.
* We didn’t do it.
* We sent this page to NASA for testing.


Wake on LAN

What is it?
The ability to switch on remote computers through special network packets. This only works with network cards and motherboards that are Wake on LAN compliant.

How does it work?
WOL is based on the following principle:

When the PC shuts down, the NIC still gets power, and keeps listening on the network for a ‘magic’ packet to arrive. This packet must contain a certain byte-sequence, but can be encapsulated in any kind of packet (IPX, IP, anything). Take a look at the code for the magic sequence.

This program uses UDP for sending the packet. The complete UDP packet, sent over an ethernet interface, looks something like this:

[ethernet header][IP header][UDP header][Magic sequence][CRCS]

The only goal of the script is to send this packet over the network. It expects no returning data, since the NIC only listens, and does not reply anything.

Hardware requirements
Green PC, motherboard BIOS support, network cards, PCI 2.2, Operating system support (Windows 95 – DELL’s document -, Windows 98, Windows 2000)

Motherboards
Most modern ATX motherboards should have a 3-pin Wake-on-LAN connector near the PCI slots and should included BIOS support for Wake-on-LAN power up. If you have an Award BIOS check the Power Management Setup for this option.

Network cards
The network card should also include a 3-pin Wake-on-LAN connector. One of the network cards that includes this connector is the Intel Pro/100+ (chipset 82559)
2.4 Wake-up frame

A Wake-up frame is a special data packet containing the Ethernet address of the remote network card. Somewhere in this frame should exist a byte stream (magic sequence) composed by, at the least, 16 times the repetition of the Ethernet address and preceded by a synchronization stream of 6 bytes of FFh.
Magic sequence

If the Ethernet address of a target computer is 01:02:03:04:05:06 (6 bytes), then the LAN controller of that machine should be looking for the following sequence

FFFFFFFFFFFF010203040506010203040506010203040506010203040506
010203040506010203040506010203040506010203040506010203040506
010203040506010203040506010203040506010203040506010203040506
010203040506010203040506

inside the frame.

Ethernet addresses
An Ethernet Address ia a six octets (48 bits) number that uniquelly identifies every network interface card (NIC). The first three octects (24 bits) are known as the Organizationally Unique Identifier (OUI) and identifies its manufacturer.

The IEEE organization maintains a list of the OUIs in the following web page: IEEE OUI and Company_id Assignments.

Since May 14, 2001 the IEEE Local and Metropolitan Area Network (802) standards can be downloaded from the IEEE web site ( http://standards.ieee.org/getieee802/).

How to obtain Ethernet addresses

Local NICs:

* Window 9x – Run the program “winipcfg.exe”
* Windows NT & Windows 2000 – Run the program “ipconfig.exe /all”
* Linux – Run the program “ifconfig”

Other methods:

* Ping a remote machine and check the arp table
* Ping a broadcast address and check the arp table
* Check the database of the arpwatch daemon
* Check the the leases and configuration file of the DHCP daemon

Linux:

* ifconfig
* ping -b -c 2 -i 15 192.168.0.255
* cat /proc/net/arp
* arp -a
* static entries: /etc/ether

Windows NT

* ipconfig /all
* netbstat -a local_ip_addr
* ping
* arp


Bill Gates had announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi.

Here are some Windows related terms that are to be used in the Hindi version of ……..

Khidkiyan’DoHazar ( Windows 2000 ):

1.Phaail = File
2.Bachao = Save
3.Aise Bachao = Save as
4.Subko Bachao = Save All
5.Mujhe Bachao = Help
6.Dhoondo = Find
7.Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
8.Hilao = Move
9.Daak =Mail
10.Dakiya = Mailer
11.Paas se dhekho = Zoom
12.Door se dhekho = Zoom Out
13.Kholo = Open
14.Bandh Karo = Close
15.Naya = New
16.Purana/Khatara = Old
17.Badli Karo = Replace
18.Bhaago = Run
19.Chaapo = Print
20.Dekh Ke Chaapo = Print Preview
21.Nakal Utaaro/Kaapi =Copy
22.Kaato = Cut
23.Chipkao = Paste
24.Khaas Chipkao = Paste Special
25.Goli Maaro = Delete
26.Nazaara = View
27.Hatyaar = Tools
28.Hatyaar Khamba = Toolbar
29.Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
30.Kalti Maaro = Exit
31.Ped = Tree
32.Tthooso = Compress
33.Chooha = mouse
34.Tik Karo = Click
35.Tik-Tik Karo = Double Click
36.Idhar-se-Udhar – Forward
37.khamba= Scrollbar

Additional Softwares

1.MICROSOFT WINDOWS 2000 – ATISUKSHMA MULAYAM
(microsoft) KHIDKIYAAN (windows) AVRUTTI (version)DOHAZAR (2000)

2. Double Click with the left mouse button.
Chuhe ke baye kaan ko jhatpat do baar marodkar tadak-tadak’=(clik-click)kariye

3. GPF(GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT) –
Sarvasaadharan Suraksha Mein Gadbad

4. ‘This program has performed an illegal operation – “Abort,Retry or Ignore” ?
“Is karyakram ne gairkanooni kaam kiya hai -zatak se bandkaro (abort),
Koshish karte raho/Hum onge Kamyaab retry), nazar andaz karo (Ignore)”

5. MICROSOFT POWERPOINT – “AtiSukshma Mulayam ShaktiBindu”
6. MICROSOFT WORD 6 – “AtiSukshma Mulayam Shabda Cheh”
7. MICROSOFT ACCESS – “AtiSukshma Mulayam PRAVESH KI SAMMATI”
8. FOXPRO – “Lombdigiri (Lomiree) mein Maahir”
9. MICROSOFT VISUAL C++ –
“AtiSukshma Mulayam Nazaaraa C adhik hi adhik”

10. OFFICE 2000 – “Karyalaya 2000 mein”
11. Internet Explorer – “Taaron ke Jaal ka Sanshodhak”
12. Lotus Notes – ” Kamal ke Ruppeye


Here’s how to keep kids safe on the internet
Don’t let them get online in the first place.
That way, you keep them ignorant of life, but safe.

Protectionist legislation isn’t needed. Put the full responsibility back on the parents where it belongs.

You don’t want your kid around porn, then YOU sit right there WITH them (like you should be doing anyway) and make sure they don’t see porn.

I personally am tired of the government pushing all the responsibility of child rearing on the public/businesses and not forcing the parents, who made the kid in the first place, to do their job.

Keeping your kids safe online

Do you know what your kids are up to online? Of course you do! You?ve blocked all the porn sites, set up filters, and even have a monitoring program to let you know if your kids are talking about sex, or porn, or meeting up ?uncle bob? from the chat room. You?re a smart parent, but you?re still probably clueless.

There?s a new trend popular among teenage chatters, and your filters won?t pick up any of it. It?s called l33tspeak, netspeak or just plain slang (leet speak from the word elite). You know what I?m talking about. Acronyms like lol wtf bbiab and nm. Using single letter words: U replaces you, R replaces are, o replaces oh, m replaces am etc?

Less popular, but still widely used (especially in games) is true l33tspeak, which involves using numbers instead of letters. 4 replaces A, 3 replaces E, 7 replaces T 1 replaces L, and $ replaces S. These are just a few examples, some of it is worse like /\/ and /\/\ , or 13 instead of B.

Today?s kids are taking their creativity to the internet, and it?s affecting the way they speak. So bad in fact, that school teachers have even reported seeing ?lol? (laughing out loud) turn up on hand-written papers. (How would you pronounce that?)

Many kids as old as 17 don?t know the difference between homonyms such as there, their, and they?re. Hell, there aren?t too many 17 year olds left who can even spell h-o-m-o-n-y-m anymore, and no it isn?t spelled with an i.

If you?re concerned about your kids, it?s absolutely crucial you learn to understand their language. Your filters may pick up porn, but do they catch the word ?pron??

Another key phrase is the word PAW, short for ?parents are watching?. Can you think of a non-naughty use for that sentence? I can?t.

Sure you blocked porn sites, but what about Google image search? Any teenager can tell you that online image searches are the best free porn sites ever.

So what can you do? Talk to your kids. Get your own copy of AOL Instant Messenger and put their names on your buddy list. Read their profiles, you?ll be surprised what you find in there.

Need to find out what they?re up to? Try typing their screen name, email address, name, or cell phone number into Google and see what pops up. I guarantee you?ll find your son or daughter?s picture, email address, and tons of should be private information about them listed on sites like hotornot.com, buddypic.com, facebattle.com, facethejury.com, or facebook.com

Does your son or daughter have a livejournal or a blog? If so do you read it? You probably should. There?s nothing wrong with reading their diary if they?re posting it on the internet. Thousands of other people probably are.

For the concerned parent, Microsoft offers a Guide to L33tSpeak on their website, and noslang.com offers a free Internet slang dictionary and translator where you can brush up on your slang, or translate your son / daughter?s live journal.

Keeping your kids safe online – slang every parent should know

Do you know what your kids are up to online? Of course you do! You’ve blocked all the porn sites, set up filters, and even have a monitoring program to let you know if your kids are talking about sex, or porn, or meeting up with “uncle bob” from the chat room. You’re a smart parent, but you’d be shocked if you knew what your kids were really talking about online.

There’s a new trend popular among teenage chatters, and your filters won’t pick up any of it. It’s called l33tspeak, netspeak or just plain internet slang (leet speak from the word elite). You know what I’m talking about. Acronyms like lol wtf bbiab and nm. Today’s kids are also lazy, and use single letter words: U replaces you, R replaces are, o replaces oh, m replaces am etc…

Less popular, but still widely used (especially in games) is true l33tspeak, which involves using numbers instead of letters. 4 replaces A, 3 replaces E, 7 replaces T 1 replaces L, and $ replaces S. These are just a few examples, some of it is worse like /\/ and /\/\ , or 13 instead of B.

Today’s kids are taking their creativity to the internet, and it’s affecting the way they speak. Kids (just like computer programmers) don’t like to type a lot, so they try to shorten their keystrokes whenever possible. It’s not only affecting the way they speak, it’s starting to affect the way they write. So bad in fact, that school teachers have even reported seeing “lol” (laughing out loud) turn up on hand-written papers. (How would you pronounce that?)

Many kids as old as 17 don’t know the difference between homonyms such as there, their, and they’re. There aren’t too many 17 year olds left who can even spell h-o-m-o-n-y-m anymore, and no it isn’t spelled with an i. Remember when your high school teachers used to complain about a comma splice? Today’s high school teachers are struggling to teach kids how to spell, and instant messaging isn’t helping.

If you’re concerned about your kids, it’s absolutely crucial you learn to understand their language. Your filters may pick up porn, but do they catch the word “pron”? What about warez, which is short for illegally obtained software.

Another key phrase is the word paw, short for “parents are watching” or pos for “parents over shoulder”. Every parent should be familiar with this term. Can you think of a non-naughty use for that sentence? I can’t. Learn to recognize the warning signs and find out what they’re doing that they don’t want you to know about.

Sure you blocked porn sites, but what about Google image search? Any teenager can tell you that online image searches are the best free porn sites ever. Go ahead, Try It Just type in anything remotely dirty and see what you get.

So what can you do? Talk to your kids. Get your own copy of AOL Instant Messenger and put their names on your buddy list. Read their profiles, you’ll be surprised what you find in there.

Need to find out what they’re up to? Try typing their screen name, email address, name, or cell phone number into Google and see what pops up. I guarantee you’ll find your son or daughter’s picture, email address, and tons of should be private information about them listed on sites like hotornot.com, buddypic.com, facebattle.com, facethejury.com, or facebook.com

Does your son or daughter have a livejournal or a blog? If so do you read it? You probably should. There’s nothing wrong with reading their diary if they’re posting it on the internet. Thousands of other people are reading it. How much personal information are they giving to complete strangers? You’ll be suprised.

Internet Slang Terms All Parents Should Know:
Do you know what these terms mean? Your kids do!
Chances are they’re using them online to talk to their friends. Some of them may shock you.
(sometimes used letters are in parentheses)

ASL(R P) Age Sex Location (Race / Picture)
BF / GF Boyfriend / Girlfriend
BRB Be Right Back
CD9 Code 9 – means parents are around
GNOC Get Naked on Cam (webcam)
GTG Got to Go
IDK I don’t know
(L)MIRL (Lets) meet in real life
LOL Laugh Out Loud
MorF Male or Female
MOS Mom Over Shoulder
NIFOC Naked in Front of Computer
Noob Newbie – often an insult to somebody who doesn’t know much about something.
NMU Not much, you?
P911 Parent Emergency
PAW Parents are Watching
PIR Parent In Room
POS Parent Over Shoulder
PRON Porn
PRW Parents Are Watching
S2R Send To Recieve (pictures)
TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
Warez Pirated Software
W/E Whatever
WTF What the Fuck?

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