Writing by Me



A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
 

The only question asked was:


“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the shortage of food in rest of the world”. 


The survey was a huge failure…….. Do you know WHY?

 

* In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant.

 

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The A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft.

HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

“You are employed” he said. “Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied “But I don’t have a computer, neither an email”.

“I’m sorry”, said the HR manager. If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist, and who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.”

The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg Tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man become one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.

When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.

The man replied, “I don’t have an email.”

The broker answered curiously,”You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!”

The man thought for a while and replied, “Yes, I’d be an office boy at Microsoft!”

Moral of the story:

M1 – Internet is not the solution to your life.

M2 – If you don’t have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

M3 – If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire. ..

Have a great day!!!


A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, But nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write a letter to GOD requesting the Rs.50 . When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to “God, India”, they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India as a joke.

The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thanking reply note to God, which reads:

“Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry in New Delhi, and those donkeys must have deducted Rs.30 as taxes!”


One day I decided to quit…I quit my job, my relationship, my Spirituality… I wanted to quit my life.

I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. God, I said. Can you give me one good reason not to quit His answer surprised me…
Look around, He said. Do you see the fern and the bamboo
Yes, I replied.

When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.
I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth.

Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed.

But I did not quit on the bamboo. He said.

In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would not quit. He said.

Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant…But just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall. It had spent the five years growing
roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive. I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle. He said to me.

Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots
I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you.

Don’t compare yourself to others. He said. The bamboo had a different purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest beautiful.

Your time will come, God said to me. You will rise high

How high should I rise I asked.

How high will the bamboo rise He asked in return.

As high as it can I questioned

Yes. He said, Give me glory by rising as high as you can.

I left the forest and bring back this story. I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you.

He will never give up on you!


H.O.L.L.A.N. D. – Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. – I Trust And Love You.


L.I.B.Y.A
. – Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. – Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. – Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. – Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. – Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I.N.D.I.A. – I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. – Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. – Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction


K.O.R.E.A.
– Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. – Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!


M.A.N.I.L.A.
– May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
– Phorget Everyone… Remember Us.

P.E.R.U.

T.H.A.I.L.A. N.D – Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull


The most selfish 1 letter

“I”
 

Avoid It.

Most Satisfactory 2 letters

 

 

 

 

 

“RUMOUR”Ignore It.

Hard Working 7 letters

“SUCCESS”Achieve It.

Most Enviable 8 letters


“JEALOUSY”
Distance It.

Most Essential 9 letters


“PRINCIPLE”
Have It.

Most Divine 10 Letters

“FRIENDSHIP”
Maintain It

 

 

 

 

 


“WE”
Use It.

Most Poisonous 3 letters

“EGO”Kill It.

Most used 4 letters


“LOVE”
Value It.

Most Pleasing 5 letters


“SMILE”
Keep It.

Fastest Spreading 6 letters


Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town,

The two boys are probably involved.

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, So she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, ��ヲ竰�直Do you know where God is, son?”

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide- eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?!”

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “Where is God?!”

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time.
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GOD is missing, and they think we did it! !!!!

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